Can you Intrepret??

• If all the nations in the world are in debt (am not joking. Even US has gotdebts), where did all the money go?
• When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
• What is the speed of darkness?
• If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff?
• Who copyrighted the copyright symbol?
• Can you cry under water?
• Why do people say, "you've been working like a dog" when dogs just sit around all day?
• why are the numbers on a calculator and a phone reversed?
• Do fish ever get thirsty?
• Can you get cornered in a round room?
• Why do birds not fall out of trees when they sleep?
• What came first, the fruit or the color orange?
• If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oils made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
• What should one call a male ladybird?
• If a person suffered from amnesia and then was cured would they remember that they forgot?
• Can you blow a balloon up under water?
• Why is it called a "building" when it is already built?
• If you were traveling at the speed of sound and you turned on your radio would you be ! Able to hear it?
• If you're traveling at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on,what happens?
• Why is it called a TV set when there's only one?
• If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the core of the earth?
• Why do most cars have speedometers that go up to at least 130 when you legally can't go that fast on any road?
• If drink & drive is not allowed why the hell they have parking in Bars?

C'mon Shoot...